so i was sitting in the bathroom of a apartment community center in seattle last night and i saw the most profound statement etched in the wall.it said F**CK RACISM. while i was sitting there i was utterly stunned.i mean what could compelled that man (i hope it was a man i was in the mens bathroom) to write that on the wall.i mean i can only imagine,for those who are still reading this,this is how i picture the whole thing going down. ok so the guy is sitting there and he just thinks to himself you know what F**CK RACISM but i dont think it stopped there i bet there was a guy takin a leak in the next stall over and he probably had to tell him to i mean he already wrote it on the wall.so i bet he was like hey guy you know what F**CK RACISM and im sure the other guy was stoked about it too cuz i mean who isnt utterly against racism i mean even if your not its not like you can say it. talking about bathrooms and im completely changing the subject but i was wondering this last night too how wrong is it for a guy to sit down when he pisses? i mean isnt it a sign of manhood to stand and pee. like i remember being like 4 years old practicing pissing through cheerios and i gotta say i have phenomenal aim but thats beside the point. i mean the day i could stand and pee was one the greatest days of my life. i can understand if your tired and you just need to take a break and rest the legs a lil thats totally cool but to go to the bathroom to take a piss and sit down while doing it with no excuse i dunno to me that just seems kinda strange. well thats it for tonight i dont really have anything else going through this gourd of mine
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